baby bottles and diapers

TONIGHT I just changed my first caca-filled diaper. it was green!! thank god they have this super high-tech diaper dispenser, where you push the diaper in the whole, twist the top, and it seals that diaper in the bag and rolls down more bag as it releases a gast of perfumed air.

MONDAY I baby sat for for the forst time. Finally felt like I was getting paid for a reason, other than just eating. It was really difficult but exciting! The parents had their band rehearsal down in the basement from 6pm to 10pm, which is the crankiest time for Juliette. I held her and cooked dinner for Ariane at the same time. I thought having Ariane around would make things easier as Juliette started crying, but it was actually harder! Ariane wouldn't hold Juliette whenever Juliette isn't smiling, and she was annoyed with me for not listening to her tell me about her gazelle having a baby in her video game! all the while I was juggling a real-life, human baby in my arm, a real pot of boiling pasta, real onions in a real pan, real tomatoes being cut with my free had, real baby formula to mix with my 5th hand, and another hand to feed the real baby.
But everything calmed down after I cooked: the real baby fell asleep; the video game baby died. Ariane even ate the speghetti with the sauce I put on her plate! (she normally eats plain naked pasta with bread)