my kids

It's so horrible and selfish of me to feel a slight tinge of pleasure when I see Juliette cry in other people's arms and smile when I take her.

No matter what I tell her, she still thinks my hand is food. But then so is everything else in the world.

She likes having her feet in the air.

Ariane has the worst ADD I've ever seen. She can never do one thing or talk about one subject for more than 1 whole minute.

Ariane hides Kinderbars in her drawer so that 1) her dad doesn't eat them, 2) she can eat them while we do yoga.

Yes, Ariane is cross-eyed all the time. except when I'm not taking pictures.